About me

So I guess you came here to find out a little more about me...

Big mistake. 

HUGE.

Because really my story is pretty similar to most successful artists. 

The tragic beginning, the struggle in the middle part of the story...and then wham! The story ends in wild success. The crowd cheers and lifts me up onto their shoulders, chanting my name and carrying me off into the sunset as I wipe tears of joy from my beady little eyes with perfectly crisp hundred dollar bills. 

Okay, I haven't made it to the end part yet but I'm sure that's coming at some point. And my beginning wasn't really very tragic but I did get sunburned a lot as a kid. The middle part seems to be filled with a lot of laundry. I mean A LOT. Why didn't anyone tell me this is mostly what adulthood is? Shuffling around piles of clothes until you die.​​

Anyway, now that you've learned nothing new about me at all, feel free to check out my galleries and email me with any questions. And why do I have a guitar in that picture right there? Well, you can ask me that in an email too. 

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